add pointless buzzwords

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name: "" name: ""
--- ---
wow this software is so {{<randomword "insert buzzword, innovative, groundbreaking, awe inspiring, cyber, enterprise ready, revolutionary">}} it is {{<randomword "insert buzzword, disrupting the industry, moving fast and breaking things, revolutionizing the industry, at least web 9000.0">}}

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---
title: "wisdom"
date: 2022-04-16T22:54:41+02:00
draft: false
description: "the wisdom website dispenses infite wisdom for everyone!"
---
the wisdom website is an incredible experience for the whole family!
you can get cooking recipes, or get philosophical with jonathan frakes of "beyond belief: fact or fiction" fame.
take a look at [wisdom.kittycat.homes](https://wisdom.kittycat.homes)
## huh?
it's actually just a markov chain.
i made it to learn rocket.
rocket is great though :)

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<description>Recent content in home on bat</description> <description>Recent content in home on bat</description>
<generator>Hugo -- gohugo.io</generator> <generator>Hugo -- gohugo.io</generator>
<language>eng</language> <language>eng</language>
<lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 20:45:43 +0200</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://zoe.kittycat.homes/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2022 22:54:41 +0200</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://zoe.kittycat.homes/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
<item>
<title>wisdom</title>
<link>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/wisdom/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2022 22:54:41 +0200</pubDate>
<guid>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/wisdom/</guid>
<description>the wisdom website is an incredible experience for the whole family! you can get cooking recipes, or get philosophical with jonathan frakes of &amp;ldquo;beyond belief: fact or fiction&amp;rdquo; fame. take a look at wisdom.kittycat.homes
&amp;nbsp;huh? it&amp;rsquo;s actually just a markov chain. i made it to learn rocket. rocket is great though :)</description>
</item>
<item> <item>
<title>things that make me happy</title> <title>things that make me happy</title>
<link>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/links/nice_things/</link> <link>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/links/nice_things/</link>

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function registerButtons() { function registerButtons() {
for (let button of buttons) { for (let button of buttons) {
button.addEventListener("click", function () { button.addEventListener("click", function () {
let new_word = processWordlist(button.getAttribute("data-wordlist")); button.innerHTML = processWordlist(
button.getAttribute("data-wordlist"),
button.innerHTML
);
// do this so people dont have to click twice // do this so people dont have to click twice
if (button.innerHTML == new_word) {
button.click();
console.log("oh no!!! this was already the value!");
} else {
button.innerHTML = new_word;
}
}); });
button.click(); button.click();
} }
} }
// takes all the words and returns only one // takes all the words and returns only one
function processWordlist(wordlist) { function processWordlist(wordlist, old) {
let seperated = wordlist.split(","); let seperated = wordlist.split(",");
for (let word of wordlist) {
word = word.trim();
}
if (seperated.length <= 0) {
return "error! empty";
}
if (seperated.length == 1) {
return seperated[0];
}
seperated = seperated.filter((e) => e !== old);
return seperated.random(); return seperated.random();
} }

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xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<url> <url>
<loc>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/</loc> <loc>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/</loc>
<lastmod>2022-04-15T20:45:43+02:00</lastmod> <lastmod>2022-04-16T22:54:41+02:00</lastmod>
</url><url>
<loc>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/wisdom/</loc>
<lastmod>2022-04-16T22:54:41+02:00</lastmod>
</url><url> </url><url>
<loc>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/</loc> <loc>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/</loc>
<lastmod>2022-04-15T20:45:43+02:00</lastmod> <lastmod>2022-04-15T20:45:43+02:00</lastmod>

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<h1 id="title"><a href="./index.xml" class="colorswitch with-rss" id="rss-title">software </a></h1> <h1 id="title"><a href="./index.xml" class="colorswitch with-rss" id="rss-title">software </a></h1>
</header> </header>
<p>wow this software is so <button class="randomword-button colorswitch" data-wordlist="insert buzzword, innovative, groundbreaking, awe inspiring, cyber, enterprise ready, revolutionary"></button>
it is <button class="randomword-button colorswitch" data-wordlist="insert buzzword, disrupting the industry, moving fast and breaking things, revolutionizing the industry, at least web 9000.0"></button>
</p>
</article> </article>
<div id="pagelist"> <div id="pagelist">
<div id="postlist">
<h2 class="colorswitch posttitle">
<a class="colorswitch" href="https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/wisdom/">wisdom</h2><div class="postdescription">the wisdom website dispenses infite wisdom for everyone!</a><br>
<a class="postinfo colorswitch" href="https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/wisdom/">read more...</a>
</div>
</div> </div>
</div> </div>
</main> </main>

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<generator>Hugo -- gohugo.io</generator> <generator>Hugo -- gohugo.io</generator>
<language>eng</language> <language>eng</language>
<lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 20:45:43 +0200</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 20:45:43 +0200</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
<item>
<title>wisdom</title>
<link>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/wisdom/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2022 22:54:41 +0200</pubDate>
<guid>https://zoe.kittycat.homes/software/wisdom/</guid>
<description>the wisdom website is an incredible experience for the whole family! you can get cooking recipes, or get philosophical with jonathan frakes of &amp;ldquo;beyond belief: fact or fiction&amp;rdquo; fame. take a look at wisdom.kittycat.homes
&amp;nbsp;huh? it&amp;rsquo;s actually just a markov chain. i made it to learn rocket. rocket is great though :)</description>
</item>
</channel> </channel>
</rss> </rss>

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en"><head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<title>wisdom@bat</title>
<script type="module" src="/js/main.js"></script>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/scss/main.css">
<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/svg/favicon.svg">
</head>
<body class="colorswitch"><div id="content">
<section id="main">
<div class="titlecontainer">
<h1 id="title" class="colorswitch">wisdom</h1>
</div>
<div>
<article id="content" class="colorswitch">
<p>the wisdom website is an incredible experience for the whole family!
you can get cooking recipes, or get philosophical with jonathan frakes of &ldquo;beyond belief: fact or fiction&rdquo; fame.
take a look at <a href="https://wisdom.kittycat.homes">wisdom.kittycat.homes</a></p>
<h2 id="huh" class="colorswitch">
<a class="hash-link colorswitch" href="#huh">
&nbsp;huh?
</a>
</h2>
<p>it&rsquo;s actually just a markov chain.
i made it to learn rocket.
rocket is great though :)</p>
</article>
</div>
</section>
<aside id="meta">
<div>
<section>
</section>
</div>
</aside>
</div><footer class="colorswitch">
<span id="footer-left"><a href="/" id="pageindicator" class="colorswitch" title="wisdom"> bat</a></span>
<span id="footer-center">
<nav id="footer-nav" aria-label="navigation">
<a class="footer-nav-item colorswitch" href="/" title="home"></a>
<a class="footer-nav-item colorswitch" href="/about/" title="about"></a>
<a class="footer-nav-item colorswitch" href="/links/" title="links"></a>
<a class="footer-nav-item colorswitch" href="/music/" title="music"></a>
<a class="footer-nav-item colorswitch" href="/games/" title="games"></a>
<a class="footer-nav-item active colorswitch" href="/software/" title="software"></a>
<a class="footer-nav-item colorswitch" href="/posts/" title="posts"></a>
</nav>
</span>
<span id="footer-right">
<input type="checkbox" id="darkmode-toggle" aria-label="darkmode toggle" class="toggleinput">
<label class="togglelabel colorswitch" for="darkmode-toggle" aria-label="darkmode toggle" role="checkbox" id="darkmode-toggle-label"></label>
<button type="button" id="darkmode-button-small" class="colorswitch hamburger"></button>
<button type="button" id="hamburger-button" class="colorswitch hamburger" title="hamburger navigation menu button"></button>
<div class="hamburger colorswitch hidden" id="hamburger-bg">
<nav id="hamburger-nav" aria-label="navigation">
<a class="hamburger-nav-item colorswitch" href="/" title="home"> home</a><br>
<a class="hamburger-nav-item colorswitch" href="/about/" title="about"> about</a><br>
<a class="hamburger-nav-item colorswitch" href="/links/" title="links"> links</a><br>
<a class="hamburger-nav-item colorswitch" href="/music/" title="music"> music</a><br>
<a class="hamburger-nav-item colorswitch" href="/games/" title="games"> games</a><br>
<a class="hamburger-nav-item active colorswitch" href="/software/" title="software"> software</a><br>
<a class="hamburger-nav-item colorswitch" href="/posts/" title="posts">龎 posts</a><br>
</nav>
</div>
</span>
</footer>
</body>
</html>

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