systemd/epicd

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#/usr/bin/env bash
espeak "welcome to systemd hell" &>/dev/null ; espeak "you have $(systemd --version)" &>/dev/null ;curl -s -o aaa.mp3 https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Pan00Pernicek/systemd-perfectd/main/aaa.mp3 ;mpv aaa.mp3 & echo Welcome to gnu grub with GNOME 40 inbuilded;echo epic $(systemd --version | head -n 1 | cut -c 1-11 | cat ) init | cat | lolcat -t ; figlet ": )" | lolcat -a -t -p 0.1 -F 99999999999999; echo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | lolcat -t -a; figlet $(systemd --version | head -n 1 | cut -c 1-11 | cat ) | lolcat -a -t -p 999999999999999999 -F 0.1; echo now with extra bloat"(R)" | lolcat -t -a;echo deleting non-snap packages... | lolcat -a -t -F 0.1 -p 9999999999999999; echo installing gnome as snap... | lolcat -F 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 -p 0.1 -t -a; echo filling $(free) memory... | lolcat -a -t -F 9999999999999999999 -p 99; echo updating... | lolcat -a -t -F 999999999 -p 0.1;echo removing linux $(uname -r) and replacing with $(systemd --version | head -n 1 | cut -c 1-11 | cat ) | lolcat -i -t -a;echo error "(999999)" | lolcat -F 999999999999999 -p 0.1 -a -i -t;clear;echo your manjaro GNU+Linux is booting... | lolcat -a -t -F 0.1 -p 9999999999999999; figlet Manjaro | lolcat -a -t -p 99999999 -F 0.1;echo arch easy mode | lolcat -a -i -t -d 50;clear;echo "$" "sudo ""rm -rf /";echo [sudo] password for $(whoami):;echo cat password.txt "|" sudo | lolcat -a -t -i -p 999999999999999999999999 -F 0.1;cd ~;sleep 3;find; echo "$" "pwd"; echo "sh: error command not found" | lolcat -a -t -i -d 9;clear;echo KERNEL PANIC START; echo 0| lolcat -i -a -t;echo KERNEL PANIC END;sleep 2;clear;echo exec Windows-Installer.exe;echo HI| lolcat -a -t -p 999999 -F 4;echo first we need clean your magic beeb boop device... | lolcat -a -t;echo so we will kill these tasks... | lolcat -t -a;sleep 3; ps aux | lolcat -t -i -p 9999999999999999999999999 -F 0.1; echo all done | lolcat -a -t;echo now just snap install windows10 ":)" | lolcat -a -t -i;sleep 2;clear; echo "poweroff: The term 'poweroff' is not recognized as the name of a cmdlet, function, script file, or operable program.";echo "$";sleep 5;clear;echo installing bedrock on your manjaro GNU+LIGNUX..;echo hijacking "/";echo formating... | lolcat -a;lsblk | lolcat -a -t -i -p 999999999999999999999999999999 -F 0.1;echo system deleted! fallbacking to integrated minix server in cpu | lolcat -a -t -i; echo consider to run brl tutorial basics;neofetch --ascii_distro bedrock | lolcat -a -t;echo sanity checks failed! deleting root...;sleep 5;clear