diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 14dfe78..61344c1 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -11,12 +11,10 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 - [Bourne shell (sh)](uwu.sh)
 - [B](uwu.b)
 - [bc](uwu.bc)
-- [BCPL](uwu.bcpl)
 - [C](uwu.c)
 - [C#](uwu.cs)
 - [C++](uwu.cpp)
 - [Chapel](uwu.chpl)
-- [Clipper](uwu.prg)
 - [Clojure](uwu.clj)
 - [COBOL](uwu.cbl)
 - [Crystal](uwu.cr)
@@ -26,7 +24,6 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 - [Erlang](uwu.erl)
 - [Emacs Lisp](uwu.el)
 - [Emojicode](uwu.emojic)
-- [Euphoria](uwu.e)
 - [F#](uwu.fs)
 - [Forth](uwu.forth)
 - [Fortran](uwu.f)
@@ -66,5 +63,4 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 - [FiM++](uwu.fim)
 - [Hexagony](uwu.hxg)
 - [INTERCAL](uwu.i)
-- [LOLCODE](uwu.lolcode)
 - [Mascarpone](uwu.mascarpone)
diff --git a/uwu.bcpl b/uwu.bcpl
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index d172fb6..0000000
--- a/uwu.bcpl
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-get "libhdr"
-
-let start() be
-$(
-  writes("uwu*n")
-$)
diff --git a/uwu.e b/uwu.e
deleted file mode 100644
index ea5824a..0000000
--- a/uwu.e
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-puts(1, "uwu\n")
diff --git a/uwu.lolcode b/uwu.lolcode
deleted file mode 100644
index 1c75057..0000000
--- a/uwu.lolcode
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-HAI 1.0
- CAN HAS STDIO?
- VISIBLE "uwu"
-KTHXBYE
diff --git a/uwu.prg b/uwu.prg
deleted file mode 100644
index ad7557e..0000000
--- a/uwu.prg
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-?"uwu"