diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 784a35d..dbf146e 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 - [D](uwu.d)
 - [Dart](uwu.dart)
 - [Elixir](uwu.ex)
-- [Emacs Lisp](uwu.el)
 - [Emojicode](uwu.emojic)
 - [F#](uwu.fs)
 - [Fortran](uwu.f)
@@ -38,8 +37,6 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 - [Python 3](uwu.py3)
 - [Rexx](uwu.rexx)
 - [Ruby](uwu.rb)
-- [sed](uwu.sed)
-- [Swift](uwu.swift)
 - [Vim script](uwu.vim)
 - [Visual Basic .NET](uwu.vbnet)
 - [Zig](uwu.zig)
@@ -49,6 +46,5 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 - [asm2bf](uwu.asm2bf)
 - [Befunge](uwu.befunge)
 - [Brainfuck](uwu.bf)
-- [FiM++](uwu.fim)
 - [Hexagony](uwu.hxg)
 - [INTERCAL](uwu.i)
diff --git a/uwu.el b/uwu.el
deleted file mode 100644
index 1f3ba19..0000000
--- a/uwu.el
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-(princ "uwu\n")
diff --git a/uwu.fim b/uwu.fim
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index fe4d203..0000000
--- a/uwu.fim
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-Dear Princess Celestia: uwu.
-
-Today I learned about greetings:
-I said "uwu".
-
-Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
diff --git a/uwu.sed b/uwu.sed
deleted file mode 100644
index 9a7e650..0000000
--- a/uwu.sed
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-s/.*/uwu/g
diff --git a/uwu.swift b/uwu.swift
deleted file mode 100644
index 875e197..0000000
--- a/uwu.swift
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-print("uwu")