diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index d88c4b0..784a35d 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -36,7 +36,6 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 - [PowerShell](uwu.ps1)
 - [Python 1 & 2](uwu.py)
 - [Python 3](uwu.py3)
-- [R](uwu.r)
 - [Rexx](uwu.rexx)
 - [Ruby](uwu.rb)
 - [sed](uwu.sed)
@@ -53,4 +52,3 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 - [FiM++](uwu.fim)
 - [Hexagony](uwu.hxg)
 - [INTERCAL](uwu.i)
-- [Mascarpone](uwu.mascarpone)
diff --git a/uwu.mascarpone b/uwu.mascarpone
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index c75bb5b..0000000
--- a/uwu.mascarpone
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-[uwu]$...
diff --git a/uwu.r b/uwu.r
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--- a/uwu.r
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-cat("uwu");