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 # uwu
 
-uwu in every (soon™️) programming language in the world (72 languages and keeps growing)
+uwu in every (soon™️) programming language in the world (69 languages and keeps growing)
 
 ## Languages
 
@@ -32,7 +32,6 @@ uwu in every (soon™️) programming language in the world (72 languages and ke
 - [Forth](uwu.forth)
 - [Fortran](uwu.f)
 - [Go](uwu.go)
-- [Groovy](uwu.groovy)
 - [Haskell](uwu.hs)
 - [Java](uwu.java)
 - [Javascript](uwu.js)
@@ -67,7 +66,6 @@ uwu in every (soon™️) programming language in the world (72 languages and ke
 ## Assemblers
 
 - [High Level Assembly](uwu.hla)
-- [LLVM IR](uwu.ll)
 
 ## Esoteric Languages
 
@@ -78,7 +76,6 @@ uwu in every (soon™️) programming language in the world (72 languages and ke
 - [Copypasta](uwu.copypasta)
 - [FiM++](uwu.fim)
 - [Hexagony](uwu.hxg)
-- [HQ9+](uwu.hq)
 - [INTERCAL](uwu.i)
 - [LOLCODE](uwu.lolcode)
 - [Mascarpone](uwu.mascarpone)
diff --git a/uwu.groovy b/uwu.groovy
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-println "uwu"
diff --git a/uwu.hq b/uwu.hq
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-H
diff --git a/uwu.ll b/uwu.ll
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-declare i32 @puts(i8*)
-
-@uwu = internal constant [4 x i8] c"uwu\00"
-define i32 @main()
-{
-  call i32 @puts(i8* getelementptr ([4 x i8], [4 x i8]* @uwu, i32 0, i32 0))
-  ret i32 0
-}