diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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--- a/README.md
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@@ -23,3 +23,4 @@ uwu in every programming language in the world
 
 - [Befunge](uwu.befunge)
 - [Brainfuck](uwu.bf)
+- [INTERCAL](uwu.i)
diff --git a/uwu.i b/uwu.i
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@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+DO ,1 <- #3
+DO ,1 SUB #1 <- #82
+DO ,1 SUB #2 <- #192
+DO ,1 SUB #3 <- #64
+PLEASE READ OUT ,1
+PLEASE GIVE UP