8ball!

commands/Fun/8ball.js

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+const responses = [
+	'Ask again later.',
+	'Soon.',
+	'Yes.',
+	'Absolutely!',
+	'Never.',
+	'When you are ready.',
+	'Hopefully.',
+	'Hopefully not.',
+	'Oh my, why would you even ask that?',
+	'What kind of a question is that?',
+	'Over my dead body!',
+	'Haha, funny joke.',
+	'It is certain.',
+	'It is decidedly so.',
+	'Without a doubt.',
+	'Yes - definitely.',
+	'You may rely on it.',
+	'As I see it, yes.',
+	'Most likely.',
+	'Outlook good.',
+	'Signs point to yes.',
+	'Reply hazy, try again.',
+	'Better not tell you now.',
+	'Cannot predict now.',
+	'Concentrate and ask again.',
+	'Don\'t count on it.',
+	'My reply is no.',
+	'My sources say no.',
+	'Outlook not so good.',
+	'Very doubtful.'
+];
+
+function randomItem(array) {
+	return array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)];
+}
+
+exports.run = async (client, message, args, level) => {
+  message.delete();
+
+  if (args.length < 1) {
+		return (await message.reply("Please specify something to ask of the magic 8-ball!")).delete(5000);
+	}
+
+	let response = randomItem(responses);
+
+	const query = args.join(' ');
+
+	if (query.indexOf('ipodtouch0218') > -1 || query.indexOf('233360087979130882') > -1) {
+		response = 'HAH';
+	}
+
+	message.channel.send(`**${message.author.username}** asks: "${query}"\n**:8ball::** ${response}`);
+};
+
+exports.conf = {
+  enabled: true,
+  guildOnly: false,
+  aliases: [],
+  permLevel: "User"
+};
+
+exports.help = {
+  name: "8ball",
+  category: "Fun",
+  description: "Ask the magic eight ball for wisdom.",
+  usage: "8ball <query>"
+};