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commands/Jokes/compliment.js
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@ -12,18 +12,18 @@ const Compliments = [
"You are really courageous.", "Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.", "You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.", "You are really courageous.", "Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.", "You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.",
"On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.", "You are strong.", "You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.", "On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.", "You are strong.", "You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.",
"You have the courage of your convictions.", "I'm inspired by you.", "You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.", "You have the courage of your convictions.", "I'm inspired by you.", "You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.",
"You are making a difference.", "Thank you for being there for me.", "You bring out the best in other people., "You make the rating scale skyrocket through the roof!"" "You are making a difference.", "Thank you for being there for me.", "You bring out the best in other people.", "You make the rating scale skyrocket through the roof!"
]; ];
exports.run = async (client, message, args, level) => { exports.run = async (client, message, args, level) => {
if(args.length < 1) return; let target = message.author;
let target = message.author; if(args[0]) {
if(message.guild && message.mentions) { target = args[0];
target = message.mentions.first; }
}
message.delete();
message.channel.send(`Hey, ${target}! Wanna know something? ${Compliments[Math.floor(Math.random() * Compliments.length)]}\nBe sure to thank ${message.author} for the compliment!`); message.channel.send(`Hey, ${target}! Wanna know something? ${Compliments[Math.floor(Math.random() * Compliments.length)]}`);
}; };
exports.conf = { exports.conf = {

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commands/Jokes/insult.js
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@ -3,13 +3,13 @@ const middle = ["douche", "ass", "turd", "rectum", "butt", "shit", "crotch", "tu
const end = ["pilot", "canoe", "captain", "pirate", "hammer", "knob", "box", "jockey", "nazi", "waffle", "goblin", "blossom", "biscuit", "clown", "socket", "monster", "hound", "dragon", "balloon", "apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig", "bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom", "clack-dish", "clotpole", "coxcomb", "codpiece", "death-token", "dewberry", "flap-dragon", "flax-wench", "flirt-gill", "foot-licker", "fustilarian", "giglet", "gudgeon", "haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig", "horn-beast", "hugger-mugger", "joithead", "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie", "malt-worm", "mammet", "measle", "minnow", "miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news", "nut-hook", "pigeon-egg", "pignut", "puttock", "pumpion", "ratsbane", "scut", "skinsmate", "strumpet", "varlot", "vassal", "whey-face", "wagtail", "squeegee", "turtle", "cabbage", "bomb", "sniffer", "binkie", "stump", "nugget", "whistle", "twig", "knuckle", "burger", "hotdog", "loaf", "freckle", "soldier", "kernal", "shingle", "warrior", "hemorrhoid", "fuckface", "asshole", "scumbucket", "toerag", "hackwack", "imbecile", "stunodigan", "maggot", "hipster", "gargabe", "jerkstore"]; // eslint-disable-line const end = ["pilot", "canoe", "captain", "pirate", "hammer", "knob", "box", "jockey", "nazi", "waffle", "goblin", "blossom", "biscuit", "clown", "socket", "monster", "hound", "dragon", "balloon", "apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig", "bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom", "clack-dish", "clotpole", "coxcomb", "codpiece", "death-token", "dewberry", "flap-dragon", "flax-wench", "flirt-gill", "foot-licker", "fustilarian", "giglet", "gudgeon", "haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig", "horn-beast", "hugger-mugger", "joithead", "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie", "malt-worm", "mammet", "measle", "minnow", "miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news", "nut-hook", "pigeon-egg", "pignut", "puttock", "pumpion", "ratsbane", "scut", "skinsmate", "strumpet", "varlot", "vassal", "whey-face", "wagtail", "squeegee", "turtle", "cabbage", "bomb", "sniffer", "binkie", "stump", "nugget", "whistle", "twig", "knuckle", "burger", "hotdog", "loaf", "freckle", "soldier", "kernal", "shingle", "warrior", "hemorrhoid", "fuckface", "asshole", "scumbucket", "toerag", "hackwack", "imbecile", "stunodigan", "maggot", "hipster", "gargabe", "jerkstore"]; // eslint-disable-line
exports.run = async (client, message, args, level) => { exports.run = async (client, message, args, level) => {
if(args.length < 1) return;
let target = message.author; let target = message.author;
if(message.guild && message.mentions) {
target = message.mentions.first; if(args[0]) {
target = args[0];
} }
message.delete();
message.channel.send(`Hey ${target}, you're nothing but ${start[Math.floor(Math.random() * start.length)]} ${middle[Math.floor(Math.random() * middle.length)]} ${end[Math.floor(Math.random() * end.length)]}.`); message.channel.send(`Hey ${target}, you're nothing but ${start[Math.floor(Math.random() * start.length)]} ${middle[Math.floor(Math.random() * middle.length)]} ${end[Math.floor(Math.random() * end.length)]}.`);
}; };