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133 lines
4.5 KiB
C
133 lines
4.5 KiB
C
/* Last Change SNAKE at DM0TUI1S on Fri, 27 Jul 1990 15:32:10 CES */
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/* C64 version by CURBOIS Software, Holland.
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* Amiga/UNIX/VM version by LYNX, Teldor, 1990.
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* PSYC LPC version by symlynX, Berlin, 2003.
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*
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* $Id: basic.c,v 1.12 2007/08/15 23:58:06 lynx Exp $
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*/
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sys42336();
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sys64738();
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sys64764();
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#define NAME "BASIC"
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#define PLACE_HISTORY_EXPORT
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#define ON_ENTER sys64738(source);
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#define ON_CONVERSE sys42336(source, mc, data, vars);
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#define CREATE sys64764();
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#include <place.gen>
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static int listflag = 0;
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static int chanzcount = 0;
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static mapping tab;
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static string *chanz;
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sys64764() {
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tab = ([
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"RUN": "RUN, RUN, RUN, DOESN'T ANYONE THINK OF MY LEGS?",
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"?": "YOU AND YOUR ABBREVIATIONS...\nIF YOU MEAN 'PRINT' THEN WHY NOT JUST TYPE 'PRINT' ?",
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"PRINT": "PRINT? DO YOU THINK I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO\nTHAN TO CATER TO YOUR EVERY WHIM? LEAVE ME ALONE!",
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"LOAD": "IF I THOUGHT YOU HAD ANYTHING WORTHWHILE, I WOULD",
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"SAVE": "PRESS PLAY AND RECORD ON NEAREST STEREO",
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"GOTO": "GO THERE YOURSELF, BUDDY!\nSEE HOW YOU LIKE IT",
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"VERIFY": "NO NEED TO START THE TAPE\nI'LL VOUCH FOR IT",
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"NEW": "BOY, AM I GLAD YOU GOT RID OF THAT GARBAGE\nWHY DON'T YOU LET ME REST NOW?",
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"POKE": "OUCH!!!!! YOU LOOKING FOR A FAT LIP?",
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"SYS": "SYS? WHAT SYS?",
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"CALL": "YAAAAOOO!!! NO ANSWER",
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"OPEN": "HAVE YOU GOT A CORKSCREW?",
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"CLOSE": "I THINK I'LL JUST LEAVE IT OPEN, YOU'LL NEED IT LATER",
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"DIM": "YEA? WELL YOU'RE NOT SO BRIGHT EITHER",
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"CLR": "HMM. WOULD YOU MIND IF I HELP MYSELF TO A GUMMY BEAR?",
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"FOR": "? FOR WITHOUT TO ERROR",
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"GOSUB": "IF I GOSUB I MIGHT NOT RETURN!!",
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"RETURN": "? RETURN WITHOUT NEXT ERROR IN 4404",
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"STOP": "BREAK IN 536.5^2",
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"INPUT": "YEAH, I'D EAT ANYTHING *HUNGRY*",
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"TRON": "SAW THE MOVIE, EH?",
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"TROFF": "WILL YOU MAKE THE MOVIE FOR THIS ONE?",
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"REST": "I FORGOT HOW TO DO THAT ONE",
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"DELETE": "OK, I'LL DELETE THAT GARBAGE AND ALL OTHER...",
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"DATA": "23 57 89 23 60 58 30 69 94 76 48 90 47 21 83 23.",
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"KILL": "NO, PLEASE DONT DO THAT, IT'S JUST A BABY!",
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"LET": "YEAH, LET THERE BE ROCK",
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"LLIST": "SEND ME A PRINTER IN AN EMAIL AND I'LL DO IT.",
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"PEEK": "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF, YOU MACHO!",
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"END": "EVERYTHING HAS AN END, EXCEPT ME.",
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"WHILE": "MEANWHILE I'LL FORMAT THE HARDDISK",
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"READ": "I ALREADY ERASED IT, SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT GOING TO NEED IT.",
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"REM": "REMARKS ARE NO USE, YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THE PROGRAM ANYWAY.",
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"WAIT": "WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?? *YAWN*",
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"HELP": "NO HUMAN CAN HELP YOU NOW.",
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"ERASE": "IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT TO ERASE?"
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]);
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/* edit erase exit get if lprint merge next
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restore troff wait ... help */
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chanz = ({
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"? PERMISSION DENIED",
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"REDO FROM HALFWAY",
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"? WIND WITHOUT WELL ERROR",
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"? STRING TOO MEANINGLESS ERROR",
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"? DEVICE NOT PRESENTABLE ERROR",
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"? TOO MANY FINGERS ON KEYBOARD ERROR",
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"? ILLEGAL MOTION IN BACKFIELD ERROR",
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"I THINK I HEARD A MEMORY CHIP EXPLODE!",
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"I'M WRITING ON YOUR DISK !!!",
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"? UNDEFINED PARACHUTE ERROR",
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"? STRANGE OUT OF RANGE ERROR",
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"SIT BACK A WAYS, YOU'LL RUIN YOUR EYES"
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});
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}
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#if 0
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# define puts(string) castmsg(ME, "_notice_application_basic", string, ([]))
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#else
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# define puts(string) call_out(#'castmsg, 2*(delay++), ME, "_notice_application_basic", string, ([]))
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#endif
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#define tell(user,string) sendmsg(user,"_notice_application_basic",string,([]))
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sys64738(source) {
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tell(source, "**** CBM BASIC V2 ****");
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tell(source, "49152 BASIC BYTES FREE");
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tell(source, "READY.");
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}
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sys42336(source, mc, data, mapping vars) {
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string t;
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int delay = random(4);
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if (stringp(data)) {
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sscanf(data, "%s %s", data, t);
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data = upper_case(data);
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if (tab[data]) puts(tab[data]);
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else if (data == "LIST") {
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listflag = !listflag;
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if (listflag) {
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puts ("DIDN'T YOU WRITE IT DOWN SOMEWHERE?");
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puts ("YOU KNOW HOW UNRELIABLE COMPUTERS CAN BE");
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puts ("MAYBE TRY AGAIN");
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} else {
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puts ("10 DIMA(-5):FRY=1TO10:NEXTWEEK:POKE99,OUCH!:WAITFORIT:OPENFILEORRASP");
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puts ("20 IF 1 HEN CAN LAY 3 EGGS IN ONE DAY");
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puts ("30 HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE A ROOSTER TO");
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puts ("40 LAY A GOLDEN DOORKNOB?");
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puts ("41.5 IFPEEKABOO(53280)=EGG THEN HALT AND CATCH FIRE");
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puts ("50 END OF THE BEGINNING");
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}
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} else if (data == "DIR") {
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puts("DIRECTORY OF BERLIN, IOWA:");
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puts(" HELLO.BAS GOTOSLEEP.BAS");
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puts(" WHOLEPILACRAP.BAS IRC.BAS");
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puts("8734123445782 BYTES OF PIZZA IN 4 BOXES.");
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} else if (random(4) < 1) {
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if (!chanzcount) chanzcount = sizeof(chanz);
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puts (chanz[--chanzcount]);
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}
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else return;
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puts ("READY.");
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}
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}
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