Vencord/src/plugins/loadingQuotes.ts

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/*
* Vencord, a modification for Discord's desktop app
* Copyright (c) 2022 Vendicated and contributors
*
* This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
* it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
* the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
* (at your option) any later version.
*
* This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
* but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
* MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
* GNU General Public License for more details.
*
* You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
* along with this program. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
*/
import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
import definePlugin from "@utils/types";
// These are Xor encrypted to prevent you from spoiling yourself when you read the source code.
// don't worry about it :P
const quotes = [
"Eyrokac",
"Rdcg$l`'k|~n",
'H`tf$d&iajo+d`{"',
"Sucqplh`(Eclhualva()&",
"Lncgmka'8KNMDC,shpanf'`x./,",
"Ioqweijnfn*IeuvfvAotkfxo./,",
'Hd{#cp\x7Ft$)nbd!{lq%mig~*\x7Fh`v#mk&sm{gx nd#idjb(a\x7Ffao"bja&amdkge!Rloìkhf)hyedfjjb*\'^hzdrdmm$lu\'|ao+mnqw$fijxh~bbmg#Tjmîefd+fnp#lpkffz5',
"h",
"sijklm&cam*rot\"hjjq'|ak\x7F xmv#wc'ep*mawmvvlrb(|ynr>\"Aqq&cgg-\x7F ugoh%rom)e\x7Fhdpp%$",
'Tnfb}"u\'~`nno!kp$vvhfzeyee"a}%Tfam*Xh`fls%Jboldos-"lj`&hn)~ce!`jcbct|)gdbhnf$wikm$zgaxkmc%afely+og"144?\'ign+iu%p$qisiefr gpfa$',
"Ndtfv%ahfgk+ghtf$|ir(|z' Oguaw&`ggdj mgw$|ir(me|n",
"(!ͣ³$͙ʐ'ͩ¹#",
"(ネ◗ロ◑,マ-2ャユ✬",
"Ynw#hjil(ze+psgwp|&sgmkr!",
"Tikmolh`(fl+a!dvjk\x7F'y|e\x7Fe/,-",
"3/3750?5><9>885:7",
"mdmt",
"Wdn`khc+(oxbeof",
'Ig"zkp*\'g{*xolglj`&~g|*gowg/$mgt(Eclm`.#ticf{l*xed"wl`&Kangj igbhqn\'d`dn `v#lqrw{3%$bhv-h|)kangj_imwhlhb',
"Tscmw%Tnoa~x",
"If#npus(ec`e!vl$lhsm{`ncu\"ekw&f(defeov-$Rnf|)sdupf$wcam{ceg!vl$du'D`d~x-\"jw%oi(okht-\"DJP)Kags,!mq$du'A|n sg`akrkq)~jkdl#pj&diefbnf\"jp)&@F\\*{ltq#Hlhrp'",
"Ynw$v`&cg`dl fml`%rhlhs*",
"Dnl$p%qhz{s' hv$w%hh|aceg!;#gpvt(fl+cndea`&dg|fon&v#wjjqm(",
"\ud83d)pft`gs(ec`e!13$qojmz#",
"a!njcmr'ide~nu\"lb%rheoedldpz$lu'gbkr",
"dn\"zkp&kgo4",
"hnpqkw",
"sn\"fau",
"Sn\"tmqnh}}*musvkaw&flf&+ldv$w%lr{}*aulr#vlao|)cetn\"jp$",
"Dxkmc%ot(hhxomwwai'{hln",
"hd{#}js&(pe~'sg#gprb(3#\"",
"hd{b${",
"<;vqkijbq33271:56<3799?24944:",
"Thof$lu'ofdn,!qsefc'az*bnrcma+&Om{o+iu\"`khct$)bnrd\"bcdoi&",
"snofplkb{)c'r\"lod'|f*aurv#cpno`abchijklmno"
];
export default definePlugin({
name: "LoadingQuotes",
description: "Replace Discords loading quotes",
authors: [Devs.Ven, Devs.KraXen72],
patches: [
{
find: ".LOADING_DID_YOU_KNOW",
replacement: {
match: /\._loadingText=.+?random\(.+?;/s,
replace: "._loadingText=$self.quote;",
},
},
],
xor(quote: string) {
const key = "read if cute";
const codes = Array.from(quote, (s, i) => s.charCodeAt(0) ^ (i % key.length));
return String.fromCharCode(...codes);
},
get quote() {
return this.xor(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)]);
}
});