diff --git a/patches/experiments/832.diff b/patches/experiments/832.diff
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+diff -crB -x dist -x build com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments$getExperimentalAlpha$1.smali com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments$getExperimentalAlpha$1.smali
+*** com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments$getExperimentalAlpha$1.smali 2019-01-19 04:41:50.793096443 +0300
+--- com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments$getExperimentalAlpha$1.smali  2019-01-20 02:25:56.947114965 +0300
+***************
+*** 81,108 ****
+  .method public final call(Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelUser;Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelGuild;)Z
+      .locals 1
+  
+-     const-string v0, "meUser"
+- 
+-     .line 93
+-     invoke-static {p1, v0}, Lkotlin/jvm/internal/j;->g(Ljava/lang/Object;Ljava/lang/String;)V
+- 
+-     invoke-virtual {p1}, Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelUser;->isStaff()Z
+- 
+-     move-result p1
+- 
+-     if-nez p1, :cond_1
+- 
+-     if-eqz p2, :cond_0
+- 
+-     goto :goto_0
+- 
+-     :cond_0
+-     const/4 p1, 0x0
+- 
+-     return p1
+- 
+-     :cond_1
+-     :goto_0
+      const/4 p1, 0x1
+  
+      return p1
+--- 81,86 ----
+diff -crB -x dist -x build com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments$getExperimentAndStaff$1.smali com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments$getExperimentAndStaff$1.smali
+*** com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments$getExperimentAndStaff$1.smali    2019-01-19 04:41:50.793096443 +0300
+--- com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments$getExperimentAndStaff$1.smali 2019-01-20 02:30:18.981896059 +0300
+***************
+*** 77,90 ****
+  .method public final call(Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelUser;)Z
+      .locals 1
+  
+!     const-string v0, "it"
+! 
+!     .line 78
+!     invoke-static {p1, v0}, Lkotlin/jvm/internal/j;->g(Ljava/lang/Object;Ljava/lang/String;)V
+! 
+!     invoke-virtual {p1}, Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelUser;->isStaff()Z
+! 
+!     move-result p1
+  
+      return p1
+  .end method
+--- 77,83 ----
+  .method public final call(Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelUser;)Z
+      .locals 1
+  
+!     const/4 p1, 0x1
+  
+      return p1
+  .end method
+diff -crB -x dist -x build com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments.smali com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments.smali
+*** com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments.smali    2019-01-19 04:41:50.796429793 +0300
+--- com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/stores/StoreExperiments.smali 2019-01-20 02:21:41.862372281 +0300
+***************
+*** 1247,1255 ****
+  
+      if-eqz v0, :cond_0
+  
+!     invoke-virtual {v0}, Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelUser$Me;->isStaff()Z
+! 
+!     move-result v0
+  
+      if-eq v0, v1, :cond_1
+  
+--- 1247,1253 ----
+  
+      if-eqz v0, :cond_0
+  
+!     const/4 v0, 0x1
+  
+      if-eq v0, v1, :cond_1
+  
+diff -crB -x dist -x build com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsAppearance$onViewBoundOrOnResume$1.smali com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsAppearance$onViewBoundOrOnResume$1.smali
+*** com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsAppearance$onViewBoundOrOnResume$1.smali  2019-01-19 04:41:50.846430038 +0300
+--- com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsAppearance$onViewBoundOrOnResume$1.smali   2019-01-20 02:28:45.741380899 +0300
+***************
+*** 71,83 ****
+  
+      check-cast v0, Landroid/view/View;
+  
+!     const-string v1, "it"
+! 
+!     invoke-static {p1, v1}, Lkotlin/jvm/internal/j;->g(Ljava/lang/Object;Ljava/lang/String;)V
+! 
+!     invoke-virtual {p1}, Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelUser;->isStaff()Z
+! 
+!     move-result p1
+  
+      invoke-static {v0, p1}, Lcom/discord/utilities/view/extensions/ViewExtensions;->setVisibilityBy(Landroid/view/View;Z)V
+  
+--- 71,77 ----
+  
+      check-cast v0, Landroid/view/View;
+  
+!     const/4 p1, 0x1
+  
+      invoke-static {v0, p1}, Lcom/discord/utilities/view/extensions/ViewExtensions;->setVisibilityBy(Landroid/view/View;Z)V
+  
+diff -crB -x dist -x build com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettings.smali com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettings.smali
+*** com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettings.smali    2019-01-19 04:41:50.846430038 +0300
+--- com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettings.smali 2019-01-20 02:30:08.458504584 +0300
+***************
+*** 707,715 ****
+      if-eqz p1, :cond_1
+  
+      .line 109
+!     invoke-virtual {p1}, Lcom/discord/models/domain/ModelUser;->isStaff()Z
+! 
+!     move-result v2
+  
+      if-eq v2, v1, :cond_0
+  
+--- 707,713 ----
+      if-eqz p1, :cond_1
+  
+      .line 109
+!     const/4 v2, 0x1
+  
+      if-eq v2, v1, :cond_0
+  
+diff -crB -x dist -x build com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsUserConnections$UserConnectionItem.smali com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsUserConnections$UserConnectionItem.smali
+*** com.discord-832-base/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsUserConnections$UserConnectionItem.smali  2019-01-19 04:41:50.849763388 +0300
+--- com.discord-832/smali/com/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsUserConnections$UserConnectionItem.smali   2019-01-20 02:17:36.007680584 +0300
+***************
+*** 80,87 ****
+  .method public final isStaffOrTester()Z
+      .locals 1
+  
+!     .line 102
+!     iget-boolean v0, p0, Lcom/discord/widgets/settings/WidgetSettingsUserConnections$UserConnectionItem;->isStaffOrTester:Z
+  
+      return v0
+  .end method
+--- 80,86 ----
+  .method public final isStaffOrTester()Z
+      .locals 1
+  
+!     const/4 v0, 0x1
+  
+      return v0
+  .end method
diff --git a/patches/experiments/README.md b/patches/experiments/README.md
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+## DisTok CutTheCord: Experiments Patch
+
+This patch enables developer options (empty), mobile experiments (of which there's none) and the secret AMOLED theme (which is shit).
+
+#### Bugs / Side effects
+- Discord banned people for using experiments before. Don't show stuff this publicly.
+
+#### Available and tested on:
+- 8.3.2
+