80 lines
2.9 KiB
TypeScript
80 lines
2.9 KiB
TypeScript
import {Message} from "discord.js";
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import {random} from "../../../lib";
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export interface ShopItem {
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cost: number;
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title: string;
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description: string;
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usage: string;
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run(message: Message, cost: number, amount: number): void;
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}
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export const ShopItems: ShopItem[] = [
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{
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cost: 3,
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title: "Hug",
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description: "Hug Monica.",
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usage: "hug",
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run(message, cost) {
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message.channel.send(`Transaction of ${cost} Mons completed successfully. <@394808963356688394>`);
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}
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},
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{
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cost: 5,
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title: "Handholding",
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description: "Hold Monica's hand.",
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usage: "handhold",
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run(message, cost) {
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message.channel.send(`Transaction of ${cost} Mons completed successfully. <@394808963356688394>`);
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}
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},
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{
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cost: 1,
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title: "Cute",
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description: "Calls Monica cute.",
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usage: "cute",
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run(message) {
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message.channel.send("<:MoniCheeseBlushRed:637513137083383826>");
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}
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},
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{
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cost: 2,
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title: "Pat",
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description: "Pat Monica's head.",
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usage: "pat",
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run(message, cost) {
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message.channel.send(`Transaction of ${cost} Mons completed successfully. <@394808963356688394>`);
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}
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},
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{
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cost: 15,
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title: "Laser Bridge",
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description: "Buys what is technically a laser bridge.",
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usage: "laser bridge",
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run(message) {
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message.channel.send({
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content: random(lines),
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files: [
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{
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attachment:
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"https://raw.githubusercontent.com/keanuplayz/TravBot/dev/assets/TheUltimateLaser.gif"
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}
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]
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});
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}
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}
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];
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const lines = [
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"It's technically a laser bridge. No refunds.",
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"You want a laser bridge? You got one!",
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"Now what'd they say about building bridges... Oh wait, looks like I nuked the planet again. Whoops!",
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"I saw this redhead the other day who was so excited to buy what I was selling. Needless to say, she was not very happy with me afterward.",
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"Sorry, but you'll have to wait until the Laser Bridge Builder leaves early access.",
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"Thank you for your purchase! For you see, this is the legendary laser of obliteration that has been defended and preserved for countless generations!",
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"They say that a certain troll dwells under this laser bridge, waiting for an unlucky person to fall for th- I mean- Thank you for your purchase!",
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"Buy?! Hah! How about our new rental service for just under $9.99 a month? But wait, there's more! For just $99.99, you can rent this laser bridge for an entire year and save 16.67% as opposed to renting it monthly!",
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"Good choice. Owning a laser bridge is the penultimate experience that all true seekers strive for!",
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'I can already imagine the reviews...\n"9/10 needs more lasers"'
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];
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