TravBot-v3/src/commands/fun/cookie.ts

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import Command from '../../core/command';
import { CommonLibrary } from '../../core/lib';
export default new Command({
description: "Gives specified user a cookie.",
usage: "['all'/@user]",
run: ":cookie: Here's a cookie!",
any: new Command({
async run($: CommonLibrary): Promise<any> {
if ($.args[0] == "all") return $.channel.send(`${$.author} gave everybody a cookie!`)
}
}),
user: new Command({
description: "User to give cookie to.",
async run($: CommonLibrary): Promise<any> {
const sender = $.author;
const mention = $.message.mentions.users.first();
if (!mention) return;
const cookies = [
`has given <@${mention.id}> a chocolate chip cookie!`,
`has given <@${mention.id}> a soft homemade oatmeal cookie!`,
`has given <@${mention.id}> a plain, dry, old cookie. It was the last one in the bag. Gross.`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a sugar cookie. What, no frosting and sprinkles? 0/10 would not touch.`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a chocolate chip cookie. Oh wait, those are raisins. Bleck!`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> an enormous cookie. Poking it gives you more cookies. Weird.`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "Why aren't you working on any projects?"`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "Give that special someone a compliment"`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "Take a risk!"`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "Go outside."`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "Don't forget to eat your veggies!"`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "Do you even lift?"`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "m808 pls"`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "If you move your hips, you'll get all the ladies."`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a fortune cookie. It reads "I love you."`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a Golden Cookie. You can't eat it because it is made of gold. Dammit.`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> an Oreo cookie with a glass of milk!`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> a rainbow cookie made with love :heart:`,
`gives <@${mention.id}> an old cookie that was left out in the rain, it's moldy.`,
`bakes <@${mention.id}> fresh cookies, it smells amazing.`,
];
if (mention.id == sender.id)
return $.channel.send("You can't give yourself cookies!");
$.channel.send(
`:cookie: <@${sender.id}> ` +
cookies[Math.floor(Math.random() * cookies.length)],
);
}
})
})