diff --git a/src/commands/fun/owoify.ts b/src/commands/fun/owoify.ts
index 5819f09..1d4882c 100644
--- a/src/commands/fun/owoify.ts
+++ b/src/commands/fun/owoify.ts
@@ -1,15 +1,21 @@
 import {NamedCommand, RestCommand} from "onion-lasers";
-import {getContent} from "../../lib";
-import {URL} from "url";
+import {random} from "../../lib";
 
 export default new NamedCommand({
     description: "OwO-ifies the input.",
     run: "You need to specify some text to owoify.",
     any: new RestCommand({
         async run({send, combined}) {
-            let url = new URL(`https://nekos.life/api/v2/owoify?text=${combined}`);
-            const content = (await getContent(url.toString())) as any; // Apparently, the object in question is {owo: string}.
-            send(content.owo);
+            // Copied from <https://github.com/Nekos-life/neko-website/blob/78b2532de2d91375d6de45e4446fc766ba169472/app.py#L78-L87>.
+            const faces = ["owo", "UwU", ">w<", "^w^"];
+            const owoified = combined
+                .replace(/[rl]/g, "w")
+                .replace(/[RL]/g, "W")
+                .replace(/ove/g, "uv")
+                .replace(/n/g, "ny")
+                .replace(/N/g, "NY")
+                .replace(/\!/g, ` ${random(faces)} `);
+            send(owoified);
         }
     })
 });