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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta charset="utf-8">
<title>Jane's Original Website DO Not Steal</title>
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="https://n2.pm/favicon.png">
<script src="./name.js"></script>
<script src="./crab.js"></script>
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<style>
@font-face {
font-family: "Unifont";
src: local("Unifont"), url(unifont-13.0.06.ttf) format("truetype");
font-weight: normal;
font-style: normal;
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* {
margin: 0;
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white-space: nowrap;
display: inline-block;
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html,
body {
height: 100%;
width: 100vw !important;
height: 100vh !important;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
}
@keyframes crab {
from {
top: -100vh
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to {
top: 120vh
}
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.crab {
position: relative;
display: flex;
font-size: 9vh;
padding: 1vh;
line-height: 1;
text-decoration: none;
white-space: nowrap;
animation-name: crab;
animation-fill-mode: backwards;
animation-timing-function: linear;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
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#shit {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
flex-direction: column;
}
body {
color: white;
background-color: black;
text-align: center;
}
.monospace {
font-family: Unifont, monospace;
line-height: 100%;
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.big {
font-size: 1.5em;
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color: #cb2027;
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color: #4b3b97;
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.server {
color: #ffd700;
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text-decoration: none;
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<body onclick="crab()">
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<p>cock penis not a stole n website</p>
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<div>
<h3 class="nobreak">jane</h3>
<span class="nobreak" id="name"></span>
<h3 class="nobreak">petrovna | jane#0009</h3>
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<a href="https://github.com/janeptrv">
<b>github</b>
</a>
<a href="https://gitlab.com/janeptrv">
<b>gitlab</b>
</a>
<a href="https://gitdab.com/jane">
<b>gitdab</b>
</a>
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<div class="xsd">
<div class="hard core gamer">
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<p>BIG LINKS</p> <br /> <br /> <br />
<a href="https://notnite.com"> <img alt="notnites page" src="images/cooldick.gif"> </a> <br />
<a href="https://n2.pm"> <img alt="not a stolen website" src="images/cooldick.gif"> </a> <br />
<a href="https://coolmathgames.tech"> <img alt="Mary's Site" src="images/maryhouse.png"></a> <br />
<a href="https://e2.pm"> <img alt="eernin" src="images/e2.png"> </a> <br />
<a href="https://cables.j4.pm/"> <img alt="free cables" src="images/cables.gif" width="88" height="31">
</a> <br />
<a href="http://weed4lif.getenjoyment.net//"> <img alt="weed4lif" src="images/weed4lif.png" width="88"
height="31"> </a> <br />
<a href="https://yang-63-official.biz/"> <img alt="YANG63" src="images/yang63.gif" width="88"
height="31"> </a> <br />
<a href="https://i-fucking-hate.ninja/">
<div width="88" height="31">Goast</div>
</a> <br />
</div>
</div>
</body>
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