diff --git a/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/data/quotes_copy.json b/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/data/quotes_copy.json
index a8fb7fa..fc33384 100644
--- a/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/data/quotes_copy.json
+++ b/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/data/quotes_copy.json
@@ -1,15 +1,14 @@
 [
-  "Leeeeeeroy jenkins!",
-  "Readying the felines.",
-  "Ensuring dankest memes.",
-  "Recruiting robot hamsters.",
-  "Getting dunked.",
-  "Summoning unnecessarily dramatic encounters.",
-  "Procedurally generating buttons.",
-  "Preparing for a team fight.",
-  "Buffing before the raid.",
-  "Top decking lethal.",
-  "Reloading the R8.",
-  "Constructing additional pylons.",
-  "Unbenching the Kench."
+  "Upsorbing the Contents",
+  "Additive Parsing the Load",
+  "Commence Monosaturated Goodening",
+  "Kick Off the Multi-Core Widening",
+  "Bastening the Game Turkey",
+  "Abstracting the Rummage Disc",
+  "Undecerealenizing the Process",
+  "Postrefragmenting the Widget Layer",
+  "Satisfying the Constraints",
+  "Abnoramalzing Some of the Matrices",
+  "Optimizing the People",
+  "Proclaigerizing the Network"
 ]
diff --git a/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/splash/index.js b/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/splash/index.js
index 37b3927..737b244 100644
--- a/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/splash/index.js
+++ b/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/splash/index.js
@@ -22554,6 +22554,9 @@ const Splash = _react2.default.createClass({
     ipcRenderer.on('SPLASH_UPDATE_STATE', (_e, state) => {
       this.setState({ update: state });
     });
+    ipcRenderer.on('SPLASH_SCREEN_QUOTE', (_e, quote) => {
+      this.setState({ quote });
+    });
     ipcRenderer.send('SPLASH_SCREEN_READY');
   },
 
@@ -25703,7 +25706,7 @@ module.exports = require("electron");
 /* 199 */
 /***/ (function(module, exports) {
 
-module.exports = ["Leeeeeeroy jenkins!","Readying the felines.","Ensuring dankest memes.","Recruiting robot hamsters.","Getting dunked.","Summoning unnecessarily dramatic encounters.","Procedurally generating buttons.","Preparing for a team fight.","Buffing before the raid.","Top decking lethal.","Reloading the R8.","Constructing additional pylons.","Unbenching the Kench."]
+module.exports = ["Upsorbing the Contents","Additive Parsing the Load","Commence Monosaturated Goodening","Kick Off the Multi-Core Widening","Bastening the Game Turkey","Abstracting the Rummage Disc","Undecerealenizing the Process","Postrefragmenting the Widget Layer","Satisfying the Constraints","Abnoramalzing Some of the Matrices","Optimizing the People","Proclaigerizing the Network"]
 
 /***/ }),
 /* 200 */
diff --git a/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/splashScreen.js b/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/splashScreen.js
index 96d7b19..e068dac 100644
--- a/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/splashScreen.js
+++ b/appasar/canary/app_bootstrap/splashScreen.js
@@ -31,6 +31,14 @@ var _ipcMain = require('./ipcMain');
 
 var _ipcMain2 = _interopRequireDefault(_ipcMain);
 
+var _paths = require('../common/paths');
+
+var paths = _interopRequireWildcard(_paths);
+
+var _fs = require('fs');
+
+var _fs2 = _interopRequireDefault(_fs);
+
 function _interopRequireWildcard(obj) { if (obj && obj.__esModule) { return obj; } else { var newObj = {}; if (obj != null) { for (var key in obj) { if (Object.prototype.hasOwnProperty.call(obj, key)) newObj[key] = obj[key]; } } newObj.default = obj; return newObj; } }
 
 function _interopRequireDefault(obj) { return obj && obj.__esModule ? obj : { default: obj }; }
@@ -77,6 +85,7 @@ let updateTimeout;
 let updateAttempt;
 let splashState;
 let launchedMainWindow;
+let quoteCachePath;
 
 function initSplash(startMinimized = false) {
   modulesListeners = {};
@@ -144,6 +153,9 @@ function initSplash(startMinimized = false) {
   });
 
   launchSplashWindow(startMinimized);
+
+  quoteCachePath = _path2.default.join(paths.getUserData(), 'quotes.json');
+  _ipcMain2.default.on('UPDATED_QUOTES', (_event, quotes) => cacheLatestQuotes(quotes));
 }
 
 function destroySplash() {
@@ -228,6 +240,11 @@ function launchSplashWindow(startMinimized) {
   }
 
   _ipcMain2.default.on('SPLASH_SCREEN_READY', () => {
+    let cachedQuote = chooseCachedQuote();
+    if (cachedQuote) {
+      webContentsSend(splashWindow, 'SPLASH_SCREEN_QUOTE', cachedQuote);
+    }
+
     if (splashWindow && !startMinimized) {
       splashWindow.show();
     }
@@ -268,4 +285,21 @@ function focusWindow() {
 function pageReady() {
   destroySplash();
   process.nextTick(() => events.emit(APP_SHOULD_SHOW));
+}
+
+function cacheLatestQuotes(quotes) {
+  _fs2.default.writeFile(quoteCachePath, JSON.stringify(quotes), e => {
+    if (e) {
+      console.warn('Failed updating quote cache with error: ', e);
+    }
+  });
+}
+
+function chooseCachedQuote() {
+  let cachedQuote = null;
+  try {
+    const cachedQuotes = JSON.parse(_fs2.default.readFileSync(quoteCachePath));
+    cachedQuote = cachedQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * cachedQuotes.length)];
+  } catch (_err) {}
+  return cachedQuote;
 }
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