{
    "responses": [
        "No darndested clue.",
        "¯\\_(ツ)_/¯",
        "Stupid question. You should be ashamed of yourself for even asking.",
        "Yes!",
        "Not in your wildest dreams!",
        "No chance.",
        "Never.",
        "Possibly.",
        "There\"s a high chance.",
        "I\"d rather not say."
    ]
}