diff --git a/plugin.js b/plugin.js
index 28a8215..849b722 100644
--- a/plugin.js
+++ b/plugin.js
@@ -14,8 +14,84 @@
 
 */
 
+function __epprint(str) {
+    console.log(`%c[EndPwn]%c ` + str, 'font-weight:bold;color:#0cc', '');
+}
+
 exports = {
 
+    preload: function () {
+
+        // define this with a default value as a fallback
+        var __goodies = {
+            guilds: [],
+            bots: [],
+            users: {}
+        };
+
+        function fetchGoodies() {
+            // fetch goodies.json
+            __epprint('fetching endpwn cutomizer data from server...');
+            fetch('https://endpwn.cathoderay.tube/goodies.json?_=' + Date.now())
+                .then(x => x.json())
+                .then(r => __goodies = r);
+        }
+
+        // Fetch goodies now and every half hour
+        fetchGoodies();
+        setInterval(fetchGoodies, 1800000);
+
+        // early init payload
+        document.addEventListener('ep-prepared', () => {
+
+            // disable that obnoxious warning about not pasting shit in the console
+            __epprint('disabling self xss warning...');
+            $api.util.findFuncExports('consoleWarning').consoleWarning = e => { };
+
+            // fuck sentry
+            __epprint('fucking sentry...');
+            var sentry = wc.findCache('_originalConsoleMethods')[0].exports;
+            window.console = Object.assign(window.console, sentry._originalConsoleMethods); // console
+            sentry._wrappedBuiltIns.forEach(x => x[0][x[1]] = x[2]); // other stuff
+            sentry._breadcrumbEventHandler = () => () => { }; // break most event logging
+            sentry.captureBreadcrumb = () => { }; // disable breadcrumb logging
+
+            // fetch the changelog
+            __epprint('injecting changelog...');
+            fetch('https://endpwn.github.io/changelog.md?_=' + Date.now()).then(r => r.text()).then(l => {
+
+                // we're racing discord's initialization procedures; try and hit a timing sweetspot
+                setTimeout(function () {
+
+                    try {
+
+                        // get the changelog object
+                        var log = $api.util.findFuncExports('changeLog');
+                        var data = l.split(';;');
+
+                        // set the date
+                        if (log.changeLog.date <= data[0])
+                            log.changeLog.date = data[0];
+
+                        // prepend to the changelog body
+                        log.changeLog.body = data[1] + '\n\n' + log.changeLog.body;
+
+                    }
+                    catch (e) {
+
+                        // it failed, try again in 10 ms
+                        setTimeout(arguments.callee, 100);
+
+                    }
+
+                }, 100);
+
+            });
+
+        });
+
+    },
+
     replacements: {
         //'#([0-9]{4})': '#(.{1,4})',
         //'return t.hasFlag(H.UserFlags.STAFF)': 'return t.hasFlag(4096)&&r.push({tooltip:"EndPwn Developer",onClick:function(){return window.open("https://endpwn.github.io/","_blank")},class:"endpwn"}),t.hasFlag(H.UserFlags.STAFF)'
@@ -49,6 +125,100 @@ exports = {
 
         };
 
+        // disable analytics
+        __epprint('disabling analytics...');
+        $api.util.findFuncExports("AnalyticEventConfigs").default.track = () => { };
+
+        // enable experiments
+        __epprint('enabling experiments menu...');
+        $api.util.findFuncExports('isDeveloper').__defineGetter__('isDeveloper', () => true);
+
+        // apply custom discrims/bot tags/badges/server verif from EndPwn Customizer (endpwn.cathoderay.tube)
+        __epprint('initializing endpwn cutomizer...');
+
+        // add the endpwn dev badge to the class obfuscation table
+        wc.findFunc('profileBadges:"profileBadges')[0].exports['profileBadgeEndpwn'] = 'profileBadgeEndPwn';
+
+        // apply the css for endpwn dev badges
+        var badgecss = document.createElement("style");
+        badgecss.type = "text/css";
+        badgecss.innerHTML = ".profileBadgeEndPwn{background-image:url(https://dr1ft.xyz/sigma_solid.svg);background-position:center;background-repeat:no-repeat;width:16px;height:16px}";
+        document.body.appendChild(badgecss);
+
+        // hook getUser() so we can apply custom discrims/bot tags/badges
+        $api.util.wrapAfter(
+            "wc.findCache('getUser')[0].exports.getUser",
+
+            x => {
+
+                if (x === undefined || x === null) return;
+
+                if (__goodies.bots.contains(x.id)) x.bot = true;
+                if (__goodies.users[x.id] !== undefined) x.discriminator = __goodies.users[x.id];
+                if (__goodies.devs.contains(x.id)) x.flags += x.flags & 4096 ? 0 : 4096;
+
+                return x;
+            }
+        );
+
+        // hook getGuild() so we can verify servers
+        $api.util.wrapAfter(
+            "wc.findCache('getGuild')[0].exports.getGuild",
+
+            x => {
+
+                if (x === undefined || x === null) return;
+
+                if (__goodies.guilds.contains(x.id)) x.features.add('VERIFIED');
+
+                return x;
+            }
+        );
+
+        // check for epapi updates
+        if ($api.lite || !fs.existsSync($api.data + '/DONTUPDATE'))
+            (function () {
+
+                __epprint('checking for EPAPI updates...');
+
+                // fetch the latest build of epapi
+                fetch('https://endpwn.github.io/epapi/epapi.js?_=' + Date.now()).then(x => x.text()).then(x => {
+
+                    // check the version
+                    if (kparse(x).version > $api.version) {
+
+                        // if the version on the server is newer, pester the user
+                        $api.ui.showDialog({
+
+                            title: 'EndPwn3: EPAPI Update Available',
+                            body: 'An update to EPAPI has been released. It is recommended that you restart your client in order to gain access to new features and maintain compatibility.',
+                            confirmText: 'Restart Now', cancelText: 'Later',
+
+                            // user pressed "Restart Now"
+                            onConfirm: () => {
+
+                                // refresh the page if we're running in a browser, reboot the app if we're running outside of lite mode
+                                reload();
+
+                            },
+
+                            // they pressed "Later", for some reason
+                            onCancel: () => {
+
+                                // bother them again in 6 hrs (* 60 min * 60 sec * 1000 ms)
+                                setTimeout(arguments.callee, 6 * 60 * 60 * 1000);
+
+                            }
+
+                        });
+
+                    }
+                    else setTimeout(arguments.callee, 6 * 60 * 60 * 1000);
+
+                });
+
+            })();
+
     }
 
 }
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