diff --git a/monitor.htm b/monitor.htm
index 85eda28..9bae3e7 100644
--- a/monitor.htm
+++ b/monitor.htm
@@ -22,10 +22,10 @@
         try {
 
             // grab stage 2
-            fetch('https://endpwn.github.io/endpwn3/stage2.js?_=' + Date.now()).then(x => x.text()).then(stage2 =>
+            fetch('https://endpwn.github.io/endpwn3/stage2.js?_=' + Date.now()).then(x => x.text()).then(stage2 => {
 
                 // grab shared
-                fetch('https://endpwn.github.io/endpwn3/shared.js?_=' + Date.now()).then(x => x.text()).then(shared => {
+                //fetch('https://endpwn.github.io/endpwn3/shared.js?_=' + Date.now()).then(x => x.text()).then(shared => {
 
                     // the monitor gets node integration; no silly DiscordNative bullshit
                     var fs = require('original-fs');
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@
 
                     // inject stage 2 once Discord is done loading
                     win.webContents.on('dom-ready', () => {
-                        win.webContents.executeJavaScript(shared);
+                        //win.webContents.executeJavaScript(shared);
                         win.webContents.executeJavaScript(stage2);
                     });
 
@@ -69,9 +69,9 @@
                         setTimeout(load, 1000);
                     }
 
-                })
+                });
 
-            );
+            //);
 
         }
         catch (e) {
diff --git a/stage2.js b/stage2.js
index 185d927..07a2c83 100644
--- a/stage2.js
+++ b/stage2.js
@@ -29,6 +29,101 @@
         return eval('(()=>{var exports={};' + fs.readFileSync(data + path, 'utf8').toString() + ';return exports})()');
     }
 
+    /* SHARED.JS */
+
+    // define this with a default value as a fallback
+    var __goodies = {
+        guilds: [],
+        bots: [],
+        users: {}
+    };
+
+    // fetch goodies.json
+    fetch('https://endpwn.cathoderay.tube/goodies.json?_=' + Date.now())
+        .then(x => x.json())
+        .then(r => __goodies = r);
+
+    // early init payload
+    document.addEventListener('ep-prepared', () => {
+
+        // fetch the changelog
+        fetch('https://endpwn.github.io/changelog.md?_=' + Date.now()).then(r => r.text()).then(l => {
+
+            // we're racing discord's initialization procedures; try and hit a timing sweetspot
+            setTimeout(function () {
+
+                try {
+
+                    // get the changelog object
+                    var log = $api.util.findFuncExports('changeLog');
+                    var data = l.split(';;');
+
+                    // set the date
+                    if (log.changeLog.date <= data[0])
+                        log.changeLog.date = data[0];
+
+                    // prepend to the changelog body
+                    log.changeLog.body = data[1] + '\n\n' + log.changeLog.body;
+
+                }
+                catch (e) {
+
+                    // it failed, try again in 10 ms
+                    setTimeout(arguments.callee, 100);
+
+                }
+
+            }, 100);
+
+        });
+
+    });
+
+    // post-init payload
+    document.addEventListener('ep-ready', () => {
+
+        window.reload = () => { app.relaunch(); app.exit(); };
+
+        // enable experiments
+        $api.util.findFuncExports('isDeveloper').__defineGetter__('isDeveloper', () => true);
+
+        // disable that obnoxious warning about not pasting shit in the console
+        $api.util.findFuncExports('consoleWarning').consoleWarning = e => { };
+
+        // goodies for people directly associated with the endpwn project, and also kat bc shes my girlfriend
+        // may be expanded to anyone through a web ui later on
+        $api.util.wrapAfter(
+            "wc.findCache('getUser')[0].exports.getUser",
+
+            x => {
+
+                if (x === undefined || x === null) return;
+
+                if (__goodies.bots.contains(x.id)) x.bot = true;
+                if (__goodies.users[x.id] !== undefined) x.discriminator = __goodies.users[x.id];
+
+                return x;
+            }
+        );
+
+        // verify servers directly associated with the endpwn project
+        $api.util.wrapAfter(
+            "wc.findCache('getGuild')[0].exports.getGuild",
+
+            x => {
+
+                if (x === undefined || x === null) return;
+
+                if (__goodies.guilds.contains(x.id)) x.features.add('VERIFIED');
+
+                return x;
+            }
+        );
+
+    });
+
+    /* SHARED.JS */
+
     // load EPAPI
     var epapi = __krequire('epapi.js');