diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index a29090e..b0723bf 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 node_modules/
 priv/
+cache/
 
 config.json
 config.prod.json
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index dcb17cc..8ded54c 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -26,6 +26,7 @@
     "jimp": "^0.22.7",
     "murmurhash": "^2.0.1",
     "node-ffprobe": "^3.0.0",
+    "sh": "github:LitterbinCollective/sh",
     "sharp": "^0.32.0",
     "spitroast": "^1.4.3",
     "sqlite3": "^5.1.6"
diff --git a/pnpm-lock.yaml b/pnpm-lock.yaml
index d80545c..a7d9287 100644
--- a/pnpm-lock.yaml
+++ b/pnpm-lock.yaml
@@ -32,6 +32,9 @@ importers:
       node-ffprobe:
         specifier: ^3.0.0
         version: 3.0.0
+      sh:
+        specifier: github:LitterbinCollective/sh
+        version: git+https://git@github.com:LitterbinCollective/sh.git#e89cbcbfffd251c5bd0fb9caa00d86754afba8f6
       sharp:
         specifier: ^0.32.0
         version: 0.32.0
@@ -428,6 +431,10 @@ packages:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-4ySo4CjzStuprMwk35H5pPbkymjv1SF3jGLj6rAHp/xT/RF7TL7bd9CTm1xDY49K2qF7jmR/g7k+SkLETP6opA==}
     hasBin: true
 
+  '@msgpack/msgpack@2.8.0':
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-h9u4u/jiIRKbq25PM+zymTyW6bhTzELvOoUd+AvYriWOAKpLGnIamaET3pnHYoI5iYphAHBI4ayx0MehR+VVPQ==}
+    engines: {node: '>= 10'}
+
   '@nodelib/fs.scandir@2.1.5':
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-vq24Bq3ym5HEQm2NKCr3yXDwjc7vTsEThRDnkp2DK9p1uqLR+DHurm/NOTo0KG7HYHU7eppKZj3MyqYuMBf62g==}
     engines: {node: '>= 8'}
@@ -1364,6 +1371,10 @@ packages:
   set-blocking@2.0.0:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-KiKBS8AnWGEyLzofFfmvKwpdPzqiy16LvQfK3yv/fVH7Bj13/wl3JSR1J+rfgRE9q7xUJK4qvgS8raSOeLUehw==}
 
+  sh@git+https://git@github.com:LitterbinCollective/sh.git#e89cbcbfffd251c5bd0fb9caa00d86754afba8f6:
+    resolution: {commit: e89cbcbfffd251c5bd0fb9caa00d86754afba8f6, repo: git@github.com:LitterbinCollective/sh.git, type: git}
+    version: 1.0.0
+
   sharp@0.32.0:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-yLAypVcqj1toSAqRSwbs86nEzfyZVDYqjuUX8grhFpeij0DDNagKJXELS/auegDBRDg1XBtELdOGfo2X1cCpeA==}
     engines: {node: '>=14.15.0'}
@@ -2093,6 +2104,8 @@ snapshots:
       - encoding
       - supports-color
 
+  '@msgpack/msgpack@2.8.0': {}
+
   '@nodelib/fs.scandir@2.1.5':
     dependencies:
       '@nodelib/fs.stat': 2.0.5
@@ -3129,6 +3142,10 @@ snapshots:
 
   set-blocking@2.0.0: {}
 
+  sh@git+https://git@github.com:LitterbinCollective/sh.git#e89cbcbfffd251c5bd0fb9caa00d86754afba8f6:
+    dependencies:
+      '@msgpack/msgpack': 2.8.0
+
   sharp@0.32.0:
     dependencies:
       color: 4.2.3
diff --git a/src/modules/misc/chatsounds.js b/src/modules/misc/chatsounds.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..829b6e7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/modules/misc/chatsounds.js
@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+const Command = require("#lib/command.js");
+const {default: Chatsounds, defaultModifiers} = require("sh");
+
+const sh = new Chatsounds();
+(async () => {
+  sh.useModifiers(defaultModifiers);
+
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "csgo");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "css");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "ep1");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "ep2");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "hl1");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "hl2");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "l4d");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "l4d2");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "portal");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHubMsgPack("PAC3-Server/chatsounds-valve-games", "master", "tf2");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHub("PAC3-Server/chatsounds", "master", "sounds/chatsounds");
+  await sh.useSourcesFromGitHub("Metastruct/garrysmod-chatsounds", "master", "sound/chatsounds/autoadd");
+  sh.mergeSources();
+})();
+
+const chatsounds = new Command("chatsounds");
+chatsounds.category = "misc";
+chatsounds.helpText = "Garry's Mod chatsounds as a file output";
+chatsounds.callback = async function (msg, line) {
+  const context = sh.new(line);
+  // bitrate will be wrong, ios users cope
+  const audio = await context.buffer({sampleRate: 48000, audioChannels: 1, format: "ogg", codec: "libopus"});
+
+  return {
+    flags: 1 << 13,
+    attachments: [
+      {
+        file: audio,
+        filename: "voice-message.ogg",
+        // FIXME: lazy
+        duration_secs: 1,
+        waveform: "",
+      },
+    ],
+  };
+};