#include using namespace std; void RPG(){ int TobiHP = 10; int BadGuyHP = 5; // makes a variable for user input int UsrIn; cout << "'GIMME YO FUCKIN' MONEY' said the badguy\n"; cout << "You need to help him\n"; // this is an infinite loop while (true){ cout << "Tobi's HP is: " << TobiHP << endl; cout << "BadDude's HP is: " << BadGuyHP << endl; cout << "You can type 1 to kick the guys dick or type 2 to do nothing: "; // this reads the number you typed and then writes it to the variable UsrIn cin >> UsrIn; if(UsrIn==1){ cout << "Tobi used dick kick\n"; BadGuyHP -= 2; cout << "BadDude says 'Ow My fuckin dick'\n"; } else if(UsrIn==2){ cout << "BadDude used FUCKING LEAD TO THE HEAD!!!!!!\n"; TobiHP -= 999999; cout << "BadDude says 'Fuckin loser scrub cunt wanker bitch'\n"; } if (TobiHP<=0) { cout << "Tobi fucking died 'Best ending' \n" << endl; // break ends the loop break; } else if (BadGuyHP<=0) { cout << "Tobi killed a man 'Good ending' \n" << endl; break; } } }