diff --git a/planet/splashes.py b/planet/splashes.py
index 4a9a260..86cbb11 100644
--- a/planet/splashes.py
+++ b/planet/splashes.py
@@ -22,47 +22,33 @@ SPLASHES = [
     "Ayy Yep!",
     "What's my purpose?",
     "MCPI_SPEEDHACK",
-    "MCPIL-Revival",
     "Minescripters",
     "I use Planet BTW",
     "Snowball",
     "Robo",
-    "If I could, I would. But I can't, so I shan't.",
     "SyntaxError: invalid syntax",
-    "We Fixed The Rail!",
+    "We Shredded The Rail!",
     "The World Of Notch!",
-    "github.com/mcpiscript/Planet!",
+    "planet.osdn.net!",
     "Now with fly-hacks!",
     "Now with custom skins!",
     "Now with *fancy icons*!",
-    "@Banana",
-    "BANANA!",
-    'To "Na" Or Not To "Na", that is the question!',
-    "Not Minecraft Java!",
-    "Oh yeah, that version...",
-    "Segmentation fault (core dumped)",
-    "It's the Segment's Fault!",
     "Who is StevePi?",
     "(Not) Made by Notch!",
     "Open-Source!",
     "RIP all MCPILs, 2020-2022",
-    "StevePi = Leha confirmed?",
+    "StevePi = Gorilla confirmed!",
     "Watch out for StevePi!",
     "Didn't remove Herobrine!",
-    "Check out PBPT Anarchy!",
-    "你好中国",
-    "한국 안녕하세요!",
-    "日本ハロー！",
-    "Привет Россия!",
+    "Check out JokaCraft!",
     "Підтримай Україну!",
     "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!",
     "Now with multiplayer!",
-    "RED EXE ENGINEER GAMING",
-    "Play Minecraft Pi Edition, watch Red-Exe-Engineer, get PIG!",
+    "TF2 ENGINEER GAMING",
+    "Play Minecraft Pi Edition, watch YouTube, get PIG!",
     "Wat",
     "About the same size as Earth",
     "Now with translations!",
-    "Now with dynamic building!",
     "Now with more surprises!",
     "Now with more confusion!",
     "Now without pi-nbt!",
@@ -75,10 +61,7 @@ SPLASHES = [
     "No way!",
     "You would touch with a 50 foot pole!",
     "Minecraft Pi Reborn ++ Extended 5G Ultra Plus Minus Fold Mini Max Pro Galaxy",
-    "No chat reports!",
-    "#saveminecraft",
     "Technoblade never dies!",
-    "Gotta work!",
     "Work all day!",
     "You are AFK!",
     "Amir is a thief.",
@@ -87,30 +70,29 @@ SPLASHES = [
     "The newest anarchy launcher!",
     "!1!1!",
     "!!!!!",
-    "Jetpacks!",
-    "That's all folks! - Day 984",
-    "The countdown to end all counters: 16",
     "Star Wars!",
     "Gotta fill with more splash texts!",
     "Most end with!",
-    "How am I going to feed jelly those days?",
-    "There is only one can of cat food left, and that's going to the market",
-    "We ashk for a shmall donatshion of ten thoushand diamondshs!",
-    "YOU SHPEAK WHEN SHPOKEN TO!",
-    "SSHHUT UP!",
-    "You were exclusively banned from the deep dark!",
-    "We got the enchanter!",
     "S tier!",
     "Kraineff is a thief",
-    "Top 10 Bdubs rage collection!",
-    "We're gonna steal a mountain!",
-    "Target: steal a mountain!",
-    "Let's go steal a mountain!",
-    "The first tech mod!",
-    "#nochatreports",
-    "But there was something SUSPICIOUS about this pool party!",
     "----END SPLASH TEXT----",
     "----BEGIN SPLASH TEXT----",
     "Love2D > Pacake",
-    "FG6 had this idea first... probably...",
+    "Not gainin'",
+    "LOLZ",
+    "lololololololololol",
+    "Don't tell that to Core",
+    "OpenGL Core Profile",
+    "Catgirls!",
+    "UwU!",
+    "/hax",
+    "/crash",
+    "/rq for free TNT!",
+    "I have done nothing but use Planet for three days.",
+    "ProjectPi is a server software, dot.",
+    "function ccode() end",
+    "If you gainin' you ain't Ganin",
+    "Imagine being banned",
+    "laughing my abs out",
+    "Cat Robot Bat",
 ]