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+# parseurl
+
+[![NPM Version][npm-version-image]][npm-url]
+[![NPM Downloads][npm-downloads-image]][npm-url]
+[![Node.js Version][node-image]][node-url]
+[![Build Status][travis-image]][travis-url]
+[![Test Coverage][coveralls-image]][coveralls-url]
+
+Parse a URL with memoization.
+
+## Install
+
+This is a [Node.js](https://nodejs.org/en/) module available through the
+[npm registry](https://www.npmjs.com/). Installation is done using the
+[`npm install` command](https://docs.npmjs.com/getting-started/installing-npm-packages-locally):
+
+```sh
+$ npm install parseurl
+```
+
+## API
+
+```js
+var parseurl = require('parseurl')
+```
+
+### parseurl(req)
+
+Parse the URL of the given request object (looks at the `req.url` property)
+and return the result. The result is the same as `url.parse` in Node.js core.
+Calling this function multiple times on the same `req` where `req.url` does
+not change will return a cached parsed object, rather than parsing again.
+
+### parseurl.original(req)
+
+Parse the original URL of the given request object and return the result.
+This works by trying to parse `req.originalUrl` if it is a string, otherwise
+parses `req.url`. The result is the same as `url.parse` in Node.js core.
+Calling this function multiple times on the same `req` where `req.originalUrl`
+does not change will return a cached parsed object, rather than parsing again.
+
+## Benchmark
+
+```bash
+$ npm run-script bench
+
+> parseurl@1.3.3 bench nodejs-parseurl
+> node benchmark/index.js
+
+  http_parser@2.8.0
+  node@10.6.0
+  v8@6.7.288.46-node.13
+  uv@1.21.0
+  zlib@1.2.11
+  ares@1.14.0
+  modules@64
+  nghttp2@1.32.0
+  napi@3
+  openssl@1.1.0h
+  icu@61.1
+  unicode@10.0
+  cldr@33.0
+  tz@2018c
+
+> node benchmark/fullurl.js
+
+  Parsing URL "http://localhost:8888/foo/bar?user=tj&pet=fluffy"
+
+  4 tests completed.
+
+  fasturl            x 2,207,842 ops/sec ±3.76% (184 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - legacy x   507,180 ops/sec ±0.82% (191 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - whatwg x   290,044 ops/sec ±1.96% (189 runs sampled)
+  parseurl           x   488,907 ops/sec ±2.13% (192 runs sampled)
+
+> node benchmark/pathquery.js
+
+  Parsing URL "/foo/bar?user=tj&pet=fluffy"
+
+  4 tests completed.
+
+  fasturl            x 3,812,564 ops/sec ±3.15% (188 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - legacy x 2,651,631 ops/sec ±1.68% (189 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - whatwg x   161,837 ops/sec ±2.26% (189 runs sampled)
+  parseurl           x 4,166,338 ops/sec ±2.23% (184 runs sampled)
+
+> node benchmark/samerequest.js
+
+  Parsing URL "/foo/bar?user=tj&pet=fluffy" on same request object
+
+  4 tests completed.
+
+  fasturl            x  3,821,651 ops/sec ±2.42% (185 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - legacy x  2,651,162 ops/sec ±1.90% (187 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - whatwg x    175,166 ops/sec ±1.44% (188 runs sampled)
+  parseurl           x 14,912,606 ops/sec ±3.59% (183 runs sampled)
+
+> node benchmark/simplepath.js
+
+  Parsing URL "/foo/bar"
+
+  4 tests completed.
+
+  fasturl            x 12,421,765 ops/sec ±2.04% (191 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - legacy x  7,546,036 ops/sec ±1.41% (188 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - whatwg x    198,843 ops/sec ±1.83% (189 runs sampled)
+  parseurl           x 24,244,006 ops/sec ±0.51% (194 runs sampled)
+
+> node benchmark/slash.js
+
+  Parsing URL "/"
+
+  4 tests completed.
+
+  fasturl            x 17,159,456 ops/sec ±3.25% (188 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - legacy x 11,635,097 ops/sec ±3.79% (184 runs sampled)
+  nativeurl - whatwg x    240,693 ops/sec ±0.83% (189 runs sampled)
+  parseurl           x 42,279,067 ops/sec ±0.55% (190 runs sampled)
+```
+
+## License
+
+  [MIT](LICENSE)
+
+[coveralls-image]: https://badgen.net/coveralls/c/github/pillarjs/parseurl/master
+[coveralls-url]: https://coveralls.io/r/pillarjs/parseurl?branch=master
+[node-image]: https://badgen.net/npm/node/parseurl
+[node-url]: https://nodejs.org/en/download
+[npm-downloads-image]: https://badgen.net/npm/dm/parseurl
+[npm-url]: https://npmjs.org/package/parseurl
+[npm-version-image]: https://badgen.net/npm/v/parseurl
+[travis-image]: https://badgen.net/travis/pillarjs/parseurl/master
+[travis-url]: https://travis-ci.org/pillarjs/parseurl